I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it
[kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
wow you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
when people talk about anorexia and bulimia and say things along the lines of “most guy like curves on a girl” god damn it shut up not everytHING IS ABOUT GOD DAMN FUCKING MEN
whats the point even to have followers if none of you talk to me